Goblin Pussy
Goblin Pussy by lhblackwell January 7, 2023
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Goblin Pussy
An ugly ass mother fucker, oringinating in Northwest San Antonio, Texas, who talks shit and plays mister innocent all the time. He enjoys extra curricular activities such as gliding around on his glider and being violated in the asshole repeatedly by a lion looking motherfucker. He stars in such movies as Spiderman 1,2, and 3, Harry Potter 1,2,3, and 4, and Enchanted. There have been known to not shower, wash their hair, or brush their teeth. They are virgins, and will always be. They drop drumsticks alot. When witnessing a goblin pussy, please keep your distance and try not to look into their green pericing eyes.
Sergio: hey you Goblin Pussy where did you park your glider this morning?
Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...
Goblin Pussy:Eeeeeeeeeeee thats messed up...
Goblin Pussy by sed1209 May 18, 2009
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A small evil individual who preys on lesbians when they have had too much alcohol. Will also prey on cats, puppies and fluffy rabbits, as it is recognised pussy goblins enjoy the sensation of fur against their skin. Tend to have no permenant residence, instead choosing to live a transient lifestyle to allow them to get away with their repulsive predatory deeds for as long as possible.
STOP!! Freeze Pussy Goblin, you are hearby being arrested for the molestation of three small, defenceless rabbits, intoxicating four lesbians and doing despicable things to them. Also drawn to the list of charges is your tom peepery of small puppies relieving themselves against trees. Anything you say may be.......etc.
Pussy Goblin by Kittybum July 22, 2009
Pussy Goblin
A fine ass Lil Shawty from the south specifically Florida. With long curly hair, and the letter “K” tatted on her.
Who will literally consume your soul out of your vagina and beg to drown in it. She lives between her girls legs and is obsessed with her and spicy pickles
Who will literally consume your soul out of your vagina and beg to drown in it. She lives between her girls legs and is obsessed with her and spicy pickles
Damn Rach is such a Pussy Goblin she eats it till I shake. That’s why krystal says her head is worth the headache
Pussy Goblin by QueenEastcoast April 16, 2022
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