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Gobble Gobble 

A greeting used by management to inform employees that they need to work harder to out perform their coworkers as people will fired.
"Gobble Gobble" Anonymous CEO in a message to all employees after the initial round of layoffs
Gobble Gobble by c_ash November 30, 2022

gobble gobble 

What your friend does at 9:15pm on a Friday after drinking most of a fifth of Wild Turkey
You should have seen drew last night. He was passed out on the floor yelling gobble gobble
gobble gobble by wildTurk October 5, 2010

gobble gobble 

1) the sound a turkey makes
2) the sound some random dudes, aka me and ppl, make when thy dont know what 2 tlk about
1) gobble gobble said the turkey
2) "dude, what sall we tlk 'bout?"
"gobble gobble!"
gobble gobble by random_bulldog January 20, 2004

Gobble Gobble 

The act of receiving fellatio while enjoying a delicious turkey feast on Thanksgiving.
There's nothing better than a little Gobble Gobble on Thanksgiving
Gobble Gobble by Kaiti-not-a-Lady November 25, 2009

gobble gobble 

To suck dick. Giving oral sex to a man. Giving head.
Last night I gave my boyfriend some gobble gobble
gobble gobble by miSs NisH September 6, 2010

Gobble Gobble 

Went to see gobble gobble yesterday. Steam came out of the house when the show was over.
Gobble Gobble by boringhorror November 23, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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