unicorn

a horse with a horn stuck on his head
or
when drunk randomly putting a snooker cue 2 ur head and randomly sayin "im a unicorn" here by creating the still existant and popular sayin of currie high school

In Harry Potter
or
"im a unicorn!"

by random_bulldog November 03, 2003

bo' selecta

i tv show, that includes a random guy doing random impressions of random celebraties. all in all its really quite random.

Bo' selecta had a dramatic increase in popularity during the christmas period due to the going-to-be one hit wonder: propa chrimbo

by random_bulldog January 15, 2004

wido

ned's insult for someone smarter than them AKA everybody. when heated arguments or fights break out, the term wido is frequently used and although it is not harmful, hurtful or likewise, the neds think it's satisfactory in any case.

"ya pure hink yir gettin wide ya wdo, ah dinnea hink say ya wido"

by random_bulldog January 14, 2004

The Question

Its question, with "the" put in front of it.

this can generally mean, a most important question, often different in everyone's mind

can range from
"what is da meaning of life"
to
"should i wear the pink dress or the blue on my d8?"

by random_bulldog August 31, 2003

the smurfs

the best cartoon about little blue things in the world!

papa smurf

by random_bulldog August 31, 2003

square goes

two of the few words in the common ned's vocabulary. whenever talking to someone they want to pick a fight with, they use the words "square goes" this is supposed to threaten the other person or maybe even frighten them. if that person had any commonsence, it would have had the opposite effect.
see also your ma ya bam and wido

"r u pure gettin hard ya wido? sqaure goes ya bam"

by random_bulldog January 14, 2004

bull dog

an ugly mutt with saggy cheeks and bulging eyes, often tends to suddenly lash out at unsuspecting victims

a.k.a Mrs morrison the french teacher

by random_bulldog November 03, 2003