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GobHobbler

Literally a word I made to say randomly so people will leave me alone
“So did you hear abo-“

“GobHobbler”
*violent sprinting*
“It works... I will now return my sex dungeon with the neighbors kid and Allen. Allen doesn’t get shot”
It literally means to make other reject you from conversations and other activities.
Ask all father carp.
GobHobbler by AllFatherCarp March 31, 2021
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gobnobbler 

One who nobble's gob.
Whilst in San Francisco, the mariner was a filthy gobnobbler.
gobnobbler by Juanithan Pooch November 25, 2006
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Gobknobbler 

One that gobbles nobbs, or hoards them to ones self. Not to be confussed with knobgobbler.
She's such a skeeze, what a gobknobbler
Gobknobbler by CarmaBites April 18, 2010

gobpobbled 

It is an adjective for people who use slang and it is annoying. It is an ironic use of obscure slang to counteract people who use slang unironically.
“You act like a Skibidi Sigma no cap, just put the fries in the bag you are making me skull emoji.”

“You are making everyone heavily uncomfortable at the funeral with your gobpobbled mouth, now spread the ashes.”

“I thought it was the chocolate powder I fanum-taxed lol 💀”

Gobsnobbler 

A silly word that can be used in place of words like "idiot," "dumbass," or whatever else you can think of! Gobsnobble (without the "R") can be used for verbs like "fail," "fumble," "sell," and whatever other negative verbs you can think of.
"You got an "F" on your science test? Oh my god you're such a a gobsnobbler"
"Bro I can't believe I just tripped in front of the huzz, I just gobsnobbled so hard."
Gobsnobbler by Expert_Gobsnobbler September 16, 2025
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026