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A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.
You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.
by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 03, 2007
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