Gob smacked
Gob smacked by Mike Eldred January 24, 2008
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gob smacked
1. When someone is left speechless after witnessing or being told something incredible.
2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.
2. To be hit forceably in the mouth.
1. I was completely gob smacked when my girlfriend told me she was really a man!
Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!
2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.
Seeing that water skiing squirrel has left me gob smacked!
2. I got my gob smacked last night when I gave my woman a dirty sanchez.
gob smacked by Petey Pie October 25, 2005
Related Words
gobsmacked • gobsmacker • godsmacked • Gobsmackeled • Gopsmacked • gogsmacked • gob job • Gob Gob • gob knobbler • Gob-stomp
Gob-Smacked
When a person is being a little bitch on Clash of Clans and they request troops and you give them the worst troop possible, goblins.
dude kicked me out of the clan cause I disagreed with him and then everyone made him invite me back, so I had that dick gob-smacked.
Gob-Smacked by T-Kaine October 29, 2015
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gobsmacked by mike briggs July 13, 2003
Gobsmacked
Regan: I think I'll be moving back to California.
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?
Kennedy looked at her, gobsmacked.
Kennedy: Have you thought this through? You're my best friend, and yr leaving me?
Gobsmacked by Babydoll75 March 22, 2019
gobsmacked
When your son tells you he volunteered to go back to Syria for 9 months-after spending over $4 grand at strip clubs in 2 days
I was gobsmacked by her stupidity
gobsmacked by Buttershots February 22, 2019
godsmacked
also known as Karma, when you do some stupid shit and, almost instantly, something bad happens right back to you. Gods way of keeping perfect balance.
This chick wouldn't let me use her bathroom at her house party! So, when I finally got in, I locked the door and dropped an upper decker in her toilet. Pleased with my actions, I kept the door locked and left through the bathroom window, only to fall face first into her muddy ass garden. I was thouroughly Godsmacked!
godsmacked by helluvaguy May 24, 2008
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1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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