Goating

Putting your balls under you ass when you moon someone screeming "GOAT!!!!"

Guy 1: Hey Justin?
Guy 2: Wuts up?
Guy 1: When I drive by this car "Goat'em"
Guy 2: Hells yeah!!!!
Guy 1&2: GOAT!!!!!
That's Goating

by Lasting Image December 09, 2008

Goating

Goating - To goat. Gassing Over A Turd.
A particularly obnoxious and ripe smelling fart. General smells of excrement.

Goating: When you really need to poop, but there are no toilets around (or you can't be bothered) - and you also have to fart. So...you carefully fart around or permeate it through a turd. (Carefully...)

by ravenblack1973 July 11, 2008

Goating

The act of going into a public place ( usually a bar )with a bluetooth enabled device, scanning for other bluetooth enabled devices that openly accept transfers, and sending them a copy of the Goatse image. Looking around to find the target after the image has been sent is known as Goatspotting.

"When on a roadtrip, one thing to do is to hit up a cybercafe and go goating"

"Did you see that guy freak out? He totally got goated!"

by GoatMaster303 March 28, 2005

Goating

A sexual act, whereby the male partner engages in intercourse with his female partner in the position known coloquially as "doggy". Upon organising themselves, the male partner will simultaneously thrust into his partner, while anally fisting her.

"Last night I went clay pigeon shooting, before goating your mom"

by Milo,Kez&Peach March 19, 2009

Goating

When you choose to live your day like a goat. Constantly grazing on food and reacting with the anger of a headbutting goat if anybody attempts to stop you.

Person A: are you sure you want to be eating that too?

Person B: I’m goating today, you should probably stop with your judgement, asshole.

by goatymcgoatface June 05, 2020

Goating

When a person is so drunk, they mindlessly kiss whoever comes across them on a night out. This can include random strangers or people they never liked.

I was so drunk last night, i have been goating with every woman i saw in front of me.

by goater101 January 01, 2019

Goating

Goating: The act of going down on someone and ripping off their pubes with your mouth then blowing it in their face.

Man: You like goating?

Woman: What's that?

Man: *goes down on woman and goats*

Woman: MOTHER F*CKER!!

by MrGoater October 18, 2011