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Goatpenis is an extreme metal band from Blumenau, Santa Catarina, Brazil. Officialy founded in 1991. The band's musical style is considered as a form of blackened death metal. With its terrorwave aesthetics, heavy duty musicianship, lyrical themes revolving around themes of death, violence, genocide, warfare, destruction, apocalypse, and anti-humanity, this awkwardly-named band can be considered as one of the notable pioneer of niche (micro)genre known as war metal.

Members lineup:
- Sabbaoth (the frontman, vocals, guitars, basses)
- Virrugus Apocalli (guitars, 2004-present)
- MGM.666 (drums, 2016-present)
- Necro Abhorrence (guitars, (2019-present)

Goatpenis was originally founded under the name of SUPPURATED FETUS during 1989 to 1991, but the former name remained in use by Sabbaoth's later side project on noise/power electronics music project that started since late 2010s.
I used to think that Goatpenis as a pornogrind band. Don't judge by their bizzare name cause they do make badass music.
Goatpenis by KisaragiHina313 December 6, 2020
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Goatperson 

A swag master who gets all the ladies and men
Wow you look like a Goatperson today.
Goatperson by Not goatpersonv2 January 29, 2021

panto klamo goatpen 

the original that guy, the dude who ruins all your pictures making a funny face in the background
Damn that Panto Klamo Goatpen not one good picture on this memory card He ruined every picture of the party from Friday night
panto klamo goatpen by Pantomatic February 11, 2009

goatlexis 

Also known as the one and only owner of the "balon de diamante" on football

he is the most beautiful individual on the world
Guy N1: "CR7 is the best"
Guy N2: "no Messi is the best"
Smart person: "we all know that goatlexis is the real goat of all time"
goatlexis by Keylo0 April 5, 2023

goat penis 

A penis that is short.
MY pen-is in a goat
"Damn he has a goat penis.
"Damn he has a goat penis.
goat penis by goat penis December 27, 2016

Panto Klamo Goatpen 

- proper noun, person
Panto is regarded as the 'original that guy'.
a that guy is commonly found in the background of many pictures and often ruins pictures.
That god damn Panto Klamo Goatpen ruined all my photos from John's birthday party.
Panto Klamo Goatpen by P.K.Gpen March 18, 2009

Gaypenis 

A cuck loser who smells like shit, he's kinda spastic and can make you question life decisions. He's also the worst person you'll meet EVER. Head of the retards and an overall fag. Also kinda toxic and racist :/.
Me: Hey is that gaypenis?
Gaypenis: Nigger
Gaypenis by OinkPoink November 3, 2019
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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