Goat stick

A cigarette. Also referred to as simply "goat" for short.

"Let's go smoke a goat stick," said Aaron.

by Starbis September 15, 2011

sticky goat

When a man inserts his penis into a man or women's ear after ejaculating and giving him or her the remaining sperm deposited into the ear.

Oh I love a good sticky goat straight after sex.

by Effiethegod October 6, 2016

Sticky billy goat

The sticky residue around the chin area left behind after a man thrusts his penis back and forth between a woman’s breasts.

“My boyfriend titty fucked me last night. I showered and must have missed under my chin. He gave me a sticky billy goat!”

by Bad Birl July 31, 2019

goatstink

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.

He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat, who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee, but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

goatstick

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009