Goat stick 

A cigarette. Also referred to as simply "goat" for short.

"Let's go smoke a goat stick," said Aaron.

Goat stick by Starbis September 15, 2011

sticky goat 

When a man inserts his penis into a man or women's ear after ejaculating and giving him or her the remaining sperm deposited into the ear.

Oh I love a good sticky goat straight after sex.

sticky goat by Effiethegod October 6, 2016

Sticky billy goat 

The sticky residue around the chin area left behind after a man thrusts his penis back and forth between a woman’s breasts.

“My boyfriend titty fucked me last night. I showered and must have missed under my chin. He gave me a sticky billy goat!”

Sticky billy goat by Bad Birl July 31, 2019

goatstink 

An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.

He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.

goatstink by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019

goatstuck 

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

goatstuck by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

goatstuck 

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat, who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee, but at the moment I am goatstuck.

goatstuck by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

goatstick 

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

goatstick by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009