Goat stick

A cigarette. Also referred to as simply "goat" for short.

"Let's go smoke a goat stick," said Aaron.

Goat stick by Starbis September 15, 2011

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sticky goat

When a man inserts his penis into a man or women's ear after ejaculating and giving him or her the remaining sperm deposited into the ear.

Oh I love a good sticky goat straight after sex.

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The sticky residue around the chin area left behind after a man thrusts his penis back and forth between a woman’s breasts.

“My boyfriend titty fucked me last night. I showered and must have missed under my chin. He gave me a sticky billy goat!”

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An unimaginably horrific odor that some speculate emanates from an unclean human anal aperture.

He was known far and wide for having the worst, most disabling case of goatstink ever identified.

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Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee but at the moment I am goatstuck.

goatstuck by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

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Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat, who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee, but at the moment I am goatstuck.

goatstuck by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

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One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

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