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Goat Sex 

Goat sex is when you visit the farm and get it on with a goat (male or female, although the females are less aggressive). Once you ejaculate into the animal, wait 6 months to receive your goat sex hybrid. :)
'Yoooo, I just had the most amazing goat sex at Grampa's farm!'

'You're sick, man'.
Goat Sex by Poo'p Nigga August 31, 2018
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goat sex 

A party, in which participants bake and subsequently consume copious amounts of fresh cupcakes while they are still hot.
Aunt Sally is coming to town, let's throw a goat sex party for her!
goat sex by Aunt Sallie January 9, 2009

Sex trained goat 

A goat that has been trained to have sex with humans. They are sometimes taked to an orgy as a curosity and to make it more kinky. Makes a good pet for a pervert.
John's got one of those sex trained goats.
Sex trained goat by Deep blue 2012 February 21, 2010

Have sex with a goat

have sex with a goat day!
On the 14 of October you can finally freely have sex with a goat!
Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.
I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.
Goatsex by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

goatsexual 

You fuck goats in the anal.. thats it why are you still here.
Man i am attracted to goats i am “goatsexual”
goatsexual by Randomnameisfake August 28, 2021
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