Goarpling 

To act foolishly, or in a foolish way, similar to a rapscallion.

Griffin: yo watch this I’m bouta scream 67 in Walmart with mason
Finley: yo stop goarpling lil bro

Goarpling by Bray w September 9, 2025

Gargling fart

Flatulence that sounds someone gargling.

After the gargling fart, I wondered if he somehow had oral hygiene activity up his ass.

Gargling fart by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Gnarlington cemetery 

Large burial ground/necropolis privately owned by legendary, tiger-blooded, immortal American actor Charlie Sheen in which any fallen members of his paranormal 'violent love', F-18 equipped militia, known as "the Octagon" are laid to rest. The Sheenian equivalent of Valhalla. Gnarlington is so RADICAL that normal, loser minds cannot comprehend it, and risk turning into a exploded body over which their children will weep. Only the (Duh!) Winning or Bi-Winning are permitted to enter.

So far, only a handful** of fire-breathing-fisted, earthworm-defeating, Vatican Assassin Warlocks are buried here, of which one, Denise Richards, is a former High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock. It's pretty lonely down there, but you know, THEY SURE LIKE THE VIEW, ALEX.

**: Given Sheen's unlimited appeal and Bitching Rockstar from Mars status, one would expect more than just a few - this is readily explainable by the fact that as Sheen cogently explains, death is for pussies, like Thomas Jefferson. A loser at the end of a loser life, with ugly wife and ugly children. He didn't hang out with two smoking hotties and fly around the world.

But what does rhyme with winning? Anyone? Yeah, that would be him. He works for the Pope, he murders people. He is the drug known as Charlie Sheen.

"Guys, it's right there in the thing, duh! We work for the Pope, we murder people. We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be? What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other Gnarly Gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes."

Charlie Sheen on warlocks earning themselves a place at Gnarlington cemetery.

Gnarlington cemetery by NewsflashIAmSpecial March 21, 2011

jizz gargling 

Using cum as scope

She took the load in her mouth and she cum-gargled it before swallowing it all.

jizz gargling by The Problem Solver October 10, 2004

Gargling toad 

When a novice is trying to deepthroat and they try to fight their gag reflex. The sound the spit makes when they inevitably choke on some dick.

Jaclyn tried to deepthroat me yesterday, but she ended up hitting that gargling toad...

Gargling toad by Hugh Jardón October 29, 2018

GoatLingus

A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.

John preformed GoatLingus and saved us all!

GoatLingus by @DarkDime October 30, 2019

Canadian Grappling Hook 

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.

When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up

Canadian Grappling Hook by StevK442 March 29, 2010