goading

the action of tempting another rider to race on the public roads. Usually results in a "Go to Jail" card.

"honest M'lud, Mr X was goading me with his Firestorm at the time"

by JSP May 17, 2004

goading

goading is a word used to say that an individual is willing to join into an activity

1 - whats going on over there?

2 - bill and mike are shearing a hairy child

1 - well , i'm party to that goading

by duck January 11, 2005

GOAD

A ball of curdled cum that exits the penis like a kidney stone. Usually followed by searing pain.

Doctor: "Good news you don't have testicular cancer. It's just goad."

by pickledgoad June 19, 2021

GOAD

Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.

Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!

by sarasplayroom.com July 03, 2009

Goading

Belittling or Demoralising someone for little or no reason while haveing complete control over them anyway.

Goaded - Past Tense
Derived from the unfair but rad teacher Mr goad.

'Oh fuck, I'm in for a right goading later'

by SWalton November 05, 2007

The Goad

To dance in a trance like manner beating both fists simutaneously in the air to homosexual songs such as --- Everybody dance now

he did the Goad...
I saw him Goading it up

by moomoomoo December 11, 2006

goad

penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D

would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!

by eTX October 15, 2004