Gnotmer 

Something that is geometrically pleasing to the eye and edible; used to describe food that is aesthetically shaped

gnotmer watermelon - a watermelon that is aesthetically shaped
a square watermelon would be labeled as a gnotmer watermelon

Gnotmer by JL<3 October 30, 2023

gnommern 

The most visually stunning and sexy blob of flesh to ever walk the earth. He is also obsessed with the flash and bears a strong resemblence to him

Gnommern makes me so fucking horny

gnommern by Gnomesareimposters May 9, 2022

gnomer 

complete ugly peice of shit

damn shannon looks like a gnomer in that picture

gnomer by James Viani July 3, 2007

Gnomer State of Mind 

To be completely neurologically agitated beyond reasonable explanation for months, up to years at a time.

Jack: Yo man, are you doing all right? You just keep walking around with a blank face breathing hard.
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..

Gnomer State of Mind by BonerMasterMick2 September 23, 2023

Gnome Gnomerson 

A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.

wow your as unfunny as Gnome Gnomerson.

Gnome Gnomerson by Urhooked2 September 27, 2021

gnomeriding

The act of shoving a garden gnome up your cooter.

A: Did you hear what happened last night?

B: What happened?

A: C’s girlfriend was outside gnomeriding in my yard!

B: C is really short, so I can’t blame her.

gnomeriding by .anaphid December 3, 2025