Gnotmer 

Something that is geometrically pleasing to the eye and edible; used to describe food that is aesthetically shaped

gnotmer watermelon - a watermelon that is aesthetically shaped
a square watermelon would be labeled as a gnotmer watermelon

Gnotmer by JL<3 October 30, 2023

gnommern 

The most visually stunning and sexy blob of flesh to ever walk the earth. He is also obsessed with the flash and bears a strong resemblence to him

Gnommern makes me so fucking horny

gnommern by Gnomesareimposters May 9, 2022

gnomer 

complete ugly peice of shit

damn shannon looks like a gnomer in that picture

gnomer by James Viani July 3, 2007

Gnomer State of Mind 

To be completely neurologically agitated beyond reasonable explanation for months, up to years at a time.

Jack: Yo man, are you doing all right? You just keep walking around with a blank face breathing hard.
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..

Gnomer State of Mind by BonerMasterMick2 September 23, 2023

Gnome Gnomerson 

A short stupid unfunny man whos name is actualy tiger. also created battle 4 le funny and microsecondly object show.

wow your as unfunny as Gnome Gnomerson.

Gnome Gnomerson by Urhooked2 September 27, 2021

gnomeriding

The act of shoving a garden gnome up your cooter.

A: Did you hear what happened last night?

B: What happened?

A: C’s girlfriend was outside gnomeriding in my yard!

B: C is really short, so I can’t blame her.

gnomeriding by .anaphid December 3, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019