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gnomer by James Viani July 3, 2007
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Gnomer State of Mind
To be completely neurologically agitated beyond reasonable explanation for months, up to years at a time.
Jack: Yo man, are you doing all right? You just keep walking around with a blank face breathing hard.
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..
Gnomer State of Mind by BonerMasterMick2 September 23, 2023
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gnomer • Gnomer State of Mind • gnomeriding • Gnome Gnomerson • Gnome Ride • Gnome Rapist • gnome • gomer • goomer • Gnomed
gnomesnag
Person A: "Can you believe that I was just gnomesnagged in broad daylight!?"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."
Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"
Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"
Person B: "Like the girls that have been snagged from me."
Person A: "Whenever I play Dota 2, Rubick always steals my ult and we lose our teamfight gnomesang?"
Person B: "Man Rubick is such a gnomesnag"
Person A: "I am soo hungry that I could gnomesnag a sandwich at the local sandwich shop!"
Person B: "Don't be rude!"
Gnome Child
Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.
Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.
For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.
For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
Gnome Child by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015
Gnome Effect
When you put your hood up and there's a point above your head, making a shape similar to a gnome's hat.
Gnome Effect by G. R. Luddington November 15, 2016
Gnomed
Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha
hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha
hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!
Gnomed by ConfederateStateOfAmerica September 17, 2018
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