6 definitions by Gnomesareimposters
Comes to life when his alter “Oliven” is late for school. Kind of like the green goblin, Tom Comeback posseses superhuman strength and hightened senses. Despite all this he shows a supreme lack of grammarly knowledge, he also does not like instant noodles, which is why Oliven usually supresses him by coming to school om time.
by Gnomesareimposters May 12, 2022
The most annoying and ridiculously stupid human to ever exist. He is white. He is klatrefot. Bodil is better in every way. Klatrefot is also wanted in 34 countries for choosing chile in supremecy 1914
by Gnomesareimposters May 12, 2022
The most visually stunning and sexy blob of flesh to ever walk the earth. He is also obsessed with the flash and bears a strong resemblence to him
Gnommern makes me so fucking horny
by Gnomesareimposters May 9, 2022
Jack Friday is the savior of our worlds. Some say he’s the only person that Chuck Norris fears. Once betrayed by one of his best friends he set out to achive justice, and nothing could stop him.
by Gnomesareimposters March 31, 2023
Pave fred is the most godly being that has ever existed and that ever will exist. Pave Fred has a range of different extraordinary abilities. If you get blessed by Pave Fred you will become temporarily immortal, lasting anywhere from a few minutes to several decades depending on what Pave Fred deems necessary. He also has the incredible ability to become invisible to most teachers. Nobody knows how this ability evolved, not even Pave Fred himself. Not to mention, many philosophers have tried to find a reasoning behind this strange phenomenon, however most of them have ended up quiting their career as philosophers. As they didn’t want their family name to be associated with a philosopher wh couldn’t even make a theory. Many people speculate however, that Pave Fred is an anxient God who has taken the form of a human. Because even tho it is apparent that he has godly abilities, nobody really knows who or what he is. Only Pave Fred’s inner circle is informed of Pave Fred’s personal agenda. He is also regarded as the most attractive skinbag to ever be seen by human eyes.
Pave Fred once saved me from Ligma, I owe him a great deal
I was once blessed by Pave Fred, the next day i was hit by a train and the train split in half!
I was once blessed by Pave Fred, the next day i was hit by a train and the train split in half!
by Gnomesareimposters May 25, 2022
The prior prime minister of norway, but so severely sunburnt that it made it into her name. Erna Solbrent has never heard of sunscreen, however she did once try to cover her face in cake. As she thought the cream would help cool her face down. The cake didn’t work. She is now forever a living torch.
Oh is that Erna Solbrent in the distance? No its just the sun
Wear sunscreen of your gonna end up like Erna Solbrent!
Wear sunscreen of your gonna end up like Erna Solbrent!
by Gnomesareimposters May 12, 2022