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The moment when an old white man or woman makes an out-of-touch statement towards a kid in an attempt to be relatable or comedic. They usually make a pained smile after the gnimph.

Kid: Can I play the Wii?
Old white person: Well I think you need to take a wee-wee.
Kid:

Old white person:

Kid: That was a complete gnimph
Old white person:

Gnimph by ottogame September 21, 2020

Words you can keep

Gnumph

Verb: the act of sniffing a ladies bicycle seat after she has used.

Micky avoided eye contact after being observed grumphing; you're such a gnumpher.

Gnumph by VerbosityIsGood August 27, 2021

Related Words

Gnimph • Gimphole • gnimp • gnomph • Gnumph • Grimph • gimp hand • Gimp hat • gimp hew • Gimp Hit

gnomph

GNOMPH...that horrible lumpy bloody bit of the chicken breast that the wing once attached too and you dont wanna eat..

..i had almost finished preparing the succulent chicken breast ready for the wok..the only thing left to do was to remove the GNOMPH..

gnomph by StaticMerv October 13, 2013

Gimphole

one who behaves like a total gimp all the time

that ashley, she is a right gimphole. lets steal her smot

Gimphole by letspokesmot October 15, 2007

Grimph

Sound When Making Love

Me:did you hear that noise mom was making last night
Her: yeah, that grimph it was disgusting .

Grimph by ayanna / ahrianna January 31, 2009

gnimp

An unattractive, unintelligent person. If one is female, it is to say that they have small breasts. If one is male, it is to say they have large breasts.

How could you do that, you gnimp!

gnimp by NotAGnimp May 29, 2024

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026