StaticMerv's definitions

shwebble

the small lumps of residue that fly out when you sneeze - plural or singular

...the flu had lasted weeks now and i was jolly well ticked off with wiping up shwebble...

by StaticMerv October 10, 2013

gnomph

GNOMPH...that horrible lumpy bloody bit of the chicken breast that the wing once attached too and you dont wanna eat..

..i had almost finished preparing the succulent chicken breast ready for the wok..the only thing left to do was to remove the GNOMPH..

by StaticMerv October 13, 2013