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Gnarfle the Garthok 

A form of punishment on the planet Remulak. The offending conehead is placed in a Colosseum-like arena containing thousands of spectators. When the garthok is released the prisoner must battle it using only a hook and short staff. If the garthok is successfully gnarfled, the prisoner regains his honor. If he fails the conehead is killed and eaten by the garthok.
You have betrayed your cone heritage; therefore, you will . . . gnarfle the garthok!

gnarfle the garthak 

To have sex with an exceedingly unattractive, usually fat person, especially whilst inebriated.
Derived from the movie Coneheads wherein Beldar must fight a hideous, greasy tusk-beast.
Damn she was fugly, but my man was mackin her friend so I had to gnarfle the garthak.
gnarfle the garthak by Santi August 4, 2005

Gnarlette 

This is the female ('human') version of 'gnarly'. A pathetic girl whom is physically dirty/greasy. She can be a TRY HARD whom pretends a lot. Also tends to be ignorant to the fact they are in all ways - repulsive. Other describing words would include fake, poser, annoying, lazy and filthy.
She wears the same clothes in every picture, she is definitely a Gnarlette. YUCK!
Gnarlette by realeh January 25, 2015

Gnarletron 

Ahh thats Gnarletron
Gnarletron by Neutrino May 1, 2003

gnarled penis 

The kind of penis that Clay from Sons of Anarchy has, with which he uses to fuck various members of the motorcycle club.

Really thick, twisted, veiny, just kinda gnarrrrled. Looks like a gnarled treestump, or perhaps that it got halfway through a paper shredder then it got ripped out. Could be mistaken for a wonky tree root, or a dusty burlap sack. Most often flaccid, the gnarled penis can become violent and unpredictable when erect, leading to either highly awkward or highly violent encounters, depending upon the owner of the gnarled penis in question.

First appears in Season 2 Episode 4: Clay pulls out his gnarled penis to show the dirty Mexicans he means business. Later on in this season, he threatens Gemma to suck on his gnarled penis if she doesn't hand over the letters that Tara has, which incriminate him in John Teller's murder.
(Said in a gruff, Clay-like voice): "Gemma, you don't gimme those letters, you gonna hafta suck on mah gnaarrrllled penis. You hear me, bitch? mah gnarled penis"
gnarled penis by jayfinator December 15, 2011
A deep sea creature that's never been seen by a human.
The gnarble is a weak swimmer due to its thin tail.
Gnarble by Jack Mackerel August 3, 2011
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