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john glenn middle school 

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.

glenn westlake middle school 

glenn westlake middle school, the school of extreme hoes. you could be dating a kid one day, then will break your heart and move on to the next with out even looking back. everyone has gigantic boobs and the boys love to comment on girls asses. if your lucky you might even be put on thicc list. its basically a school full of stupid drama and rumors. your either a super popular rich kid or you are some looser than sits in the corner with no friends. you will see every popular person wearing there lulu leggings with vineyard vine shirts walking around like they own the damn school. not to mention that they are terrible at teaching any kind of academics. if you take what you learn and move to a new school honey you are screwed. i mean not to leave out the teachers like mrs. johnson or mrs. blair will give you tests on shit you don’t even learn. it’s a horrible school and i feel so bad to ANYONE that has to attend that school for all 3 years.
person 1: you went to glenn westlake middle school right?
person 2: yea, that hell hole taught me nothing and turned me and my friends into rude basic bitches, i’m so glad i’m outta there.

glenn westlake middle school 

A school full of depression, anxiety, kids who fake depression and anxiety for attention, and school shooting threats. I have been at this bitch for a year and a half and 98% of the people I've met here are fake and will talk shit about you behind you're back and leave you when someone else better comes. Also a ton of straight white kids saying the n word and the f slur because its "just a word," which is always cool because theres actual meaning behind those words. Oh also the reading teachers are actually insane I think that most of you know what I'm talking about if you went there. I almost forgot the 5 school shooting and bomb threats in the past month, making me literally scared to go to this hell hole everyday. I mean are we surprised that we have so many threats theres stuff wrong with this school and the people that go there. Also, if you're depressed dont even try getting help. All that happens is the counsellor calls your parents and tells them you're depressed.
Kid: I hate glenn westlake middle school
Other kid: me too
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