Gluteny

Not being able to stop eating copious amounts of animal crackers, cookies, or any other glutenous snacks.

I just ate a whole bag of animal crackers. Will I go to hell for Gluteny?

by mcknazzy August 5, 2010

glutenpee

funny instagram user

glutenpee jokes

by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Gluten shaft

This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.

Man, that gluten shaft that your mom baked if amazing.

by brownie.123 November 10, 2017

Glutenpee

Queen of jesting and lemon demon

"You see that new Glutenpee post?"
"Yeah she funny af on da gram"

by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020