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gluten free lap dance
Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.
White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.
gluten free lap dance by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017
Gluten Stoned
Gluten Stoned by Fyerse April 16, 2015
Gluten-free heffer
A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc
Gluten-free heffer by Malphrus August 25, 2011
Gluten shaft
This is another term to refer to a long, thin loaf of French bread which is commonly made of lean dough, ie. at baguette.
Gluten shaft by brownie.123 November 10, 2017
Glutenpee
Glutenpee by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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