Budgetarian

Someone who normally eats meat, but due to financial strain, and being on a budget is sticking to beans and veggies.

Wow, I really wish I could afford a nice steak, but ever since I got laid off I'm a practicing budgetarian

by mcknazzy August 05, 2010

Gluteny

Not being able to stop eating copious amounts of animal crackers, cookies, or any other glutenous snacks.

I just ate a whole bag of animal crackers. Will I go to hell for Gluteny?

by mcknazzy August 05, 2010

Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.

"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"

by mcknazzy December 29, 2011