Urban Dictionary: Definitions by mcknazzy

Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.

"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"

Tampon Turtle by mcknazzy December 31, 2011

Someone who normally eats meat, but due to financial strain, and being on a budget is sticking to beans and veggies.

Wow, I really wish I could afford a nice steak, but ever since I got laid off I'm a practicing budgetarian

Not being able to stop eating copious amounts of animal crackers, cookies, or any other glutenous snacks.

I just ate a whole bag of animal crackers. Will I go to hell for Gluteny?

Gluteny by mcknazzy August 5, 2010