glutened 

(verb, past tense)
When someone who has celiac disease, or is living a gluten free lifestyle, accidentally consumes any substance containing enough gluten to make them ill.

INT. LAB - AFTERNOON

Dr. Johnson, Dr. Rye, and Dr. Barleywheat are scientists in a lab, looking over a top secret laser project they are working on, when suddenly Dr. Johnson bends over in pain.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What's wrong, Johnson? Johnson. Johnson!

Dr. Johnson does not respond, and sinks down to the floor.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Doctor Rye, what's wrong with Doctor Johnson?

DR. RYE
I have no idea.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What do you mean you haven't got any idea? Does she have any illnesses? Any medical concerns?

Dr. Johnson groans in pain on the ground.

DR. RYE
(frantically)
Illnesses? I don't know. I don't know!

Dr. Rye begins to hyperventilate. Dr. Barleywheat grabs Dr. Rye and slaps him twice across the face.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Get yourself together, Doctor Rye! Think, damn it!

Dr. Rye's eyes widen.

DR. RYE
Oh wait! She told me a few weeks ago that she has some kind of
disease! Celiac disease!

Dr. Barleywheat rubs his chin in thought, then cocks his head suspiciously.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
So she's a celiac, heh? Say, Doctor Rye, what did you two have for
lunch today? Quick! Her life could depend on it!

DR. RYE
Sushi! We had sushi!

Dr. Barleywheat's eyes widen.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Did you happen to have soy sauce with your sushi?

DR. RYE
Yes, why? What does that matter?

Dr. Barleywheat drops his head, then slowly looks up.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
My God. It's just as I thought.

DR. RYE
What?! What is it?!

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Somebody call a doctor. She's been glutened!

glutened by READthatwordlouderdidyou? August 7, 2016

glutened 

When someone who has an intolerance to gluten accidentally eats gluten without knowing and feels like shit afterwards

Damnit, I had dinner at a friends house and got glutened!

glutened by Gluten cutter August 12, 2016

Glutened 

Poisoned. When a Celiac feels extreme pain after exposure to wheat.

Bastards glutened me! I feel like I’m in labor and my ass is going to give birth to my small intestine.

Glutened by MamaWe January 22, 2019

To Get Glutened 

When someone with Celiac Disease inadvertently eats gluten.

Someone who has Celiac Disease must take extreme precautions in restaurants in order not to get glutened.

To Get Glutened by Mother of a Celiac June 20, 2017

Gluteneer 

Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.

Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?

Gluteneer by Tomicus May 4, 2010

glutenesia 

The societal forgetfulness of how to use the gluteal muscles effectively, relying on compensatory measures with other muscles.

The reason most people have low back pain is because of glutenesia.

glutenesia by Bens2367 March 9, 2017

glutendarry

What normal people eat when they want to eat pasta it contains gluten and Darry the only things that can make someone happy in this unforgiving world

To glutendarry meals please we believe in happiness

glutendarry by Nonot my name February 12, 2022