Gluteneer

Someone initiates their personal mutiny against the toxic food industrial complex with the help of gluten free food products.

Since Maggie became a Gluteneer, she has lost 50 pounds and looks healthy and happy again. Is she dating anyone?

by Tomicus May 4, 2010

glutenpee

funny instagram user

glutenpee jokes

by glutnpeafan September 12, 2020

Glutenpee

Queen of jesting and lemon demon

"You see that new Glutenpee post?"
"Yeah she funny af on da gram"

by Scoutgaming November 16, 2020

Gutenberg Press

The Gutenberg press with its wooden and later metal movable type printing brought down the price of printed materials and made such materials available for the masses. It remained the standard until the 20th century. During the centuries, many newer printing technologies were developed based on Gutenberg's printing machine e.g. offset printing.

Johannes Gutenberg was a German goldsmith and inventor best known for the Gutenberg press, an innovative printing machine that used movable type. Gutenberg was born between 1394 and 1400 and died in 1468. In 1438, Gutenberg began a business arrangement with Andreas Dritzehn, who funded his experiments in printing. In 1450, Gutenberg began a second arrangement with German businessman Johannes Fust. Fust lent Gutenberg the money to start a printing business and build a large Gutenberg Press, their printing projects included the now famous Gutenberg Bible. On September 30, 1452, Johann Guttenberg's Bible was published becoming the first book to be published in volume.

by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

by DaBunny July 18, 2005

glutenhardo

when someone has to make it known that they are gluten free and they spaz when people have it around them

dude i was with this chick and i whipped out a breadstick and she pulled a glutenhardo

by Urmomispoo69 March 2, 2019

glutened

(verb, past tense)
When someone who has celiac disease, or is living a gluten free lifestyle, accidentally consumes any substance containing enough gluten to make them ill.

INT. LAB - AFTERNOON

Dr. Johnson, Dr. Rye, and Dr. Barleywheat are scientists in a lab, looking over a top secret laser project they are working on, when suddenly Dr. Johnson bends over in pain.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What's wrong, Johnson? Johnson. Johnson!

Dr. Johnson does not respond, and sinks down to the floor.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Doctor Rye, what's wrong with Doctor Johnson?

DR. RYE
I have no idea.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
What do you mean you haven't got any idea? Does she have any illnesses? Any medical concerns?

Dr. Johnson groans in pain on the ground.

DR. RYE
(frantically)
Illnesses? I don't know. I don't know!

Dr. Rye begins to hyperventilate. Dr. Barleywheat grabs Dr. Rye and slaps him twice across the face.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Get yourself together, Doctor Rye! Think, damn it!

Dr. Rye's eyes widen.

DR. RYE
Oh wait! She told me a few weeks ago that she has some kind of
disease! Celiac disease!

Dr. Barleywheat rubs his chin in thought, then cocks his head suspiciously.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
So she's a celiac, heh? Say, Doctor Rye, what did you two have for
lunch today? Quick! Her life could depend on it!

DR. RYE
Sushi! We had sushi!

Dr. Barleywheat's eyes widen.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Did you happen to have soy sauce with your sushi?

DR. RYE
Yes, why? What does that matter?

Dr. Barleywheat drops his head, then slowly looks up.

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
My God. It's just as I thought.

DR. RYE
What?! What is it?!

DR. BARLEYWHEAT
Somebody call a doctor. She's been glutened!

by READthatwordlouderdidyou? August 7, 2016