Urban Dictionary: Definitions by MamaWe

Glutened

Poisoned. When a Celiac feels extreme pain after exposure to wheat.

Bastards glutened me! I feel like I’m in labor and my ass is going to give birth to my small intestine.

Glutened by MamaWe January 22, 2019

A young person that you want to hit so hard that your whipping stick snaps on their ass!

I’d like to get my hands on that whippersnapper!

Whippersnapper by MamaWe November 1, 2018

When you have to poop in a hurry so you let out just enough to stop the pain.

C- Why are you so pissy?
D- Dude, I am just a little anal retentive and the paper was so hard I got paper cuts on my ass.

anal retentive by MamaWe November 1, 2018