Glustacher

A person with glasses and a moustache.
oh.. did i say person.. i ment FUCK FACE!!!!!
They are total douche bag nerds and if you see one don't be afraid to throw your used band aid at them (Or Shit)

The other day my mom looked a glustacher in the eye.
My mother's dead.

by fuck the corperate world May 27, 2008

gustache

A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)

She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.

by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008

Gustache

1. The combonation of the ever-awesome name "Gus" with the word "mustache"

2. A type of mustache ranging from "Gustache" written with Sharpie on the upper lip, to just plain peeling skin on the upper lip from a wicked sunburn

Dude, my hero is Gustache

Bro, your Gustache is lookin' deezy

by Gustache Himself April 12, 2007

Goustache

The pubes on your gooch between your genitals and anus.

When I went down on her, her goustache tickled my chin

by Jessy2messy March 10, 2021

gustache

A female version of a mustache (girl + mustache = gustache)

She had the face of a godess, but that gustache reminded him of Burt Reynolds at that very least.

by Matt Cooksey February 22, 2008

Gustache

Mustache on a girl

I need to pluck otherwise I'm gonna grow a gustache.
A gustache is horrid.

by LobYZ August 24, 2014