Gluff 

A word used when reading or writing fan fiction about Gay Fluff.

Holly- did you know Sarah’s into Gluff now...
Jim- what???
Holly- Gay Fluff.
Jim-oh
Holly- and she loves it!!!

Gluff by Blakethesnake98 May 11, 2018

gluff 

1. An area of glue or other adhesive substance upon a surface most commonly left after sticker removal, that has accumulated fluff, dust, hair and any other domestic detritus.

2. Drying sticky residues upon the skin that have gathered material. Or when sticky residues become dried on body hair.

3. Material attached to discarded chewing gum or other plastic substances.

4. Hair and domestic material gathered upon spilt food and drink upon surfaces.

Found a huge bit of gluff on top of the fridge last night.

gluff by MinickyBlack January 16, 2011

Gluff 

Originated in NYC

-used when understanding something
-can also be used as a way of saying thanks
-same as the word "alright"

Understanding something
Teacher: and that's how you get the answer
Student: Gluff...

Thanking someone
Friend 1: Hey bro you dropped this dollar on the floor
Friend 2: Gluff bro I needed that I'm really hungry.

Using it as the word alright
Friend 1: Yo I'll see u at the party later tonight.
Friend 2: Yea gluff bro I'll see you there

Gluff by Robert826 May 16, 2016

Gluff 

When a person's eye gung runs like lava down the face.

"Hey, are you crying? wait...🤢you've gluffed yourself?!?!" 🤮

Gluff by ColdTooth January 9, 2022

gluff party 

exclusive parties held by north London becks/ inner city girls when one of them ends a relationship. Generally small, alcohol-fueled gatherings of girls. Held at one of their houses, although they can often be found out partying together later.
No one quite knows what goes on because they're secretive and exclusive. Personally I suspect witchcraft and lesbian activity.

It's like an anti-henparty. If you see a group on a night out, seriously go for it, they're fit girls who aren't normally easy gone wilddd ;)

girl: whooo gluff party lets go wild and slutty. boy: can I come? girl: umm absolutely not, girls only. boy: well maybe I'll catch you girls after ;)

gluff party by coolerthanyou57283 July 1, 2011

Gluff Party 

All-girl break up party.

To commemorate a break up, an all-girl party. Everyone dresses up glamourous, simply for themselves, not for boys. Any drinking is kept to the fun, wild side of drunk, no crossing the line to sickness/blackouts. Crazy dancing, chocolate and childish games rule. Man-hating rituals and boy-bonfires (burning photos and gifts from ex.)

P.s. Gay guys may attend, but generally not gay girls.

Term popularised by book "The It Girl"

Girl 1: omg he just ditched me
Girl 2: don't worry hun, he was a prick anyway. I'll text everyone for Gluff Party at mine, Friday night yeah?"
Girl 1: okay, I'll start gathering photos of him to burn

Gluff Party by Caroline101 December 7, 2010

self guff 

the act of masturbating yourself in the company of others.

ROSS: fancy a wee self guff paul?
PAUL: yeah bro lets free the demon?

self guff by the slogan rogan January 14, 2017