gluffy

a fat girl with a nice face

hey dude do u see her? she looks gluffy.

by allstar6994 December 16, 2008

Gluffy

Tommyinnit's hair

Wow, Tommy's hair is so GLUFFY

by lucidwashere January 29, 2021

Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.

"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."

by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013

Tickled Gruffy

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch

Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.

by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

gluff party

exclusive parties held by north London becks/ inner city girls when one of them ends a relationship. Generally small, alcohol-fueled gatherings of girls. Held at one of their houses, although they can often be found out partying together later.
No one quite knows what goes on because they're secretive and exclusive. Personally I suspect witchcraft and lesbian activity.

It's like an anti-henparty. If you see a group on a night out, seriously go for it, they're fit girls who aren't normally easy gone wilddd ;)

girl: whooo gluff party lets go wild and slutty. boy: can I come? girl: umm absolutely not, girls only. boy: well maybe I'll catch you girls after ;)

by coolerthanyou57283 July 1, 2011

Gruffydd

A great friend who is funny, smart, loyal and always has some funny jokes up his sleeve. he also likes pie.

Guy 1: Wow! You're sooooo cool.

Guy 2: I know, I'm a Gruffydd

by LEGOGUY2761 April 26, 2011

guffy

An term used in Scotland to define an English person.

Fuck off back to Englandshire, you guffy cunt!!

by Freedom!! November 22, 2010