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Wow, Tommy's hair is so GLUFFY
Gluffy by lucidwashere January 29, 2021
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Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.
"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."
Guffy Beer by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013

Tickled Gruffy 

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch
Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.
Tickled Gruffy by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

gluff party 

exclusive parties held by north London becks/ inner city girls when one of them ends a relationship. Generally small, alcohol-fueled gatherings of girls. Held at one of their houses, although they can often be found out partying together later.
No one quite knows what goes on because they're secretive and exclusive. Personally I suspect witchcraft and lesbian activity.

It's like an anti-henparty. If you see a group on a night out, seriously go for it, they're fit girls who aren't normally easy gone wilddd ;)
girl: whooo gluff party lets go wild and slutty. boy: can I come? girl: umm absolutely not, girls only. boy: well maybe I'll catch you girls after ;)
A great friend who is funny, smart, loyal and always has some funny jokes up his sleeve. he also likes pie.
Guy 1: Wow! You're sooooo cool.

Guy 2: I know, I'm a Gruffydd
Gruffydd by LEGOGUY2761 April 26, 2011
An term used in Scotland to define an English person.
Fuck off back to Englandshire, you guffy cunt!!
guffy by Freedom!! November 22, 2010
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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