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When you really fucking splatter something on anything
Dude, we fucking glooshed pauls window.
Gloosh by Chris-Deuce-Schmidt October 27, 2003
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gloshbag 

glosh·bag
gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which a douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < from German gläuche bäg, noisy water sack >
Although my roommate's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

You my friend are worse than a douche. You are a total gloshbag!
gloshbag by The Wojinator June 16, 2011

Gooshy Food

From an online cartoon about cats, Gooshy Food is the soft food served to pets. Comes in many flavors including Tuna, Liver, and Salmon. Cats crave it and may commit bodily harm upon their owners to receive it. Also has been reportedly used as a term of endearment amongst cartoon readers.
Snooch smelled Gooshy Food, and bolted from under the couch to the kitchen.
Gooshy Food by Beezus November 7, 2004
A term to describe loot, treasure, money, or anything valuable.
We gotta look for the goosh in this dungeon, I know it's in here somewhere.

Thats a lot of goosh!

I'm gonna steal this dudes goosh
Goosh by KABLUEE2 November 3, 2023

Goosh Goosh 

A scene in the first episode of Tokyo Tribe 2. A man who got in the way of Buppa Sama's work was taken by a group (including Sama's son, Mera Sama) to meet Big Buppa in person. Buppa says "This is very good." and then rapes the man while saying "goosh goosh" over and over again. Soon, the man becomes silent as Buppa tears his back open. Buppa ejaculates into the man before dropping his dead body,which is covered in blood and begins to bleed from the eyes, nose and mouth.
Buppa: This is very good.
Man:......
Buppa: GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH!
Man: *screams in pain*

Gooshlanog 

Hi and Bye.

Radom made up word by 10 year old girl after her Aunt dropped her off at school.
Waving to someone and say, "Gooshlanog!"
Gooshlanog by Tato123 October 13, 2013
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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