A glumbuzzle is a small, inexplicable object found in a pocket, drawer, or bag that you have no memory of acquiring but are strangely reluctant to throw away.
"When cleaning out her old backpack, Jenna found a glumbuzzle—a smooth pebble painted gold—and decided it must have had a purpose once, so she kept it."
To mumble awkwardly while trying to explain somethingsimple, often causing more confusion than clarity.
During the cooking class, I tried to show everyone how to chop onions properly, but I completely glumbuzzled and ended up cutting my thumb instead of the onion.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.