Glock coma

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Death resulting from being shot by a handgun, Glock or otherwise.

"He's in a Glock coma. I'll call the coroner."

Glock coma by VelvetElvis October 8, 2006

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GLOCKCOMA

The end result of being pistol whipped, beaten on the fucking head by someone holding a gun.

After laying in the hospital for a month suffering from GLOCKCOMA, the victim awoke but could not tell the cops who beat 'em senseless.

GLOCKCOMA by jpg3 January 29, 2011

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glockoma

when you kill someone with a glock, usually used in first person shooters such as cs

person 1: damn nice headshot with the glock
person 2: yeah i bet he's got a bad case of glockoma

glockoma by seth_king_of_ireland January 7, 2008

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Glockoma

- A condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, due to excessive staring at jewelry and diamonds. Causing gradual loss of sight.

All these diamonds making me lose my sight. Also known from the album glockoma by key glock.

Glockoma by Big guap getter March 12, 2019

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glockoma

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

glockoma by vistaine October 9, 2022

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glockoma

When you shoot someone with a glock and they fall into a coma..

I shot him with a glock and put him in a coma now what does he have... glockoma

glockoma by sebastian garcia March 10, 2008

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glockoma

The condition resulting from a gunshot wound to the head. Yep your dead!

'...As I state earlier officer, the fool kept steppin, so as a precautionary measure,I lined up with his brow piece and the result was one stiff fuck stick lying in a glockoma."

glockoma by Inducedglockoma March 13, 2009

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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