Glockoma

- A condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, due to excessive staring at jewelry and diamonds. Causing gradual loss of sight.

All these diamonds making me lose my sight. Also known from the album glockoma by key glock.

by Big guap getter March 12, 2019

glockoma

when you kill someone with a glock, usually used in first person shooters such as cs

person 1: damn nice headshot with the glock
person 2: yeah i bet he's got a bad case of glockoma

by seth_king_of_ireland January 07, 2008

glockoma

Mental disorder that has a 50% chance of occurring when having the possession a Glock firearm of any model causing powerful urges to point it at your head and pulling the trigger

"Ohh yeaa u heard tommy got diagnosed with glockoma? We gotta keep an eye out for that poor guy."

by vistaine October 09, 2022

glockoma

When you shoot someone with a glock and they fall into a coma..

I shot him with a glock and put him in a coma now what does he have... glockoma

by sebastian garcia March 10, 2008

glockoma

The condition resulting from a gunshot wound to the head. Yep your dead!

'...As I state earlier officer, the fool kept steppin, so as a precautionary measure,I lined up with his brow piece and the result was one stiff fuck stick lying in a glockoma."

by Inducedglockoma March 13, 2009