Glocester

A town located in north west rhode island. Big town with a small population, farms, field and, a lot of white people.

Glocester

Glocester by e-cash boatsman sam March 8, 2021

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol

Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

No School Foster Glocester! by washashoreCC January 23, 2019

Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) 

A "person",event or story so outrageously unique, ridiculous or hideous that the only place in the world it would occur is in Gloucestershire. For example, Gloucester Wierdos and Cheese Rolling

Went up Glostee town last night, It was like a Halloween Safari

Haha Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) sounds like you saw some right OIG's (Gloucestershire Freaks)

Only In Gloucestershire (O.I.G) by Forester Mo May 8, 2011

gloucester high school 

an extremely scary school in ottawa with many stabbings in the area. anyone going here should fear for their safety. if you have the chance you should immediately transfer schools. almost everyone is on drugs and if you even LOOK at someone in the wrong way they will tell their gang about you and get you beaten up. i am praying for anyone who has to go to this terrible school. my advice to anyone who is going here is to make it one year without looking at or talking to anyone and transferring schools if you manage to finish the year.

person 1: did you hear about the freshman at gloucester high school who got stabbed just for the entertainment of the person who stabbed him?
person 2: yeah, i feel so bad for anyone who has to go to that terrible school

gloucester high school by bigfella23432 August 29, 2021

Gloucestershire Ringtoss 

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

Gloucestershire Ringtoss by 535 February 21, 2012

gloucester glove puppet 

Masturbating your parter with a fist full of stinging nettles.

After entering the overgrown wood, Chris insisted Grace give him a Gloucester glove puppet.

gloucester glove puppet by Rainman68 July 15, 2014

Hurricane Glester 

Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.

Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.

"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."

*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.

Hurricane Glester by DaPacman March 2, 2009