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Glizziated 

When a person gets anally penetrated with maximum power and velocity, that often results in crippling anal taring and uncontrollable anal bleeding. Some individuals may find this anal torture pleasurable, similar to CBT (Cock and Ball torture). Glizziating someone is considered a war crime and against the international UN humanitarian appeal.
Chad: Damn bro, why are you paralysed from the waist down in a wheel chair?
Sigma male: Yesterday was a rough day. My dad came in my room and absolutely glizziated me!
Chad: Oh man, that shit is kinky. RIP your ass hairs tho
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Glizzied 

Getting some phenomenal head, or oral pleasure. Usually getting semen swallowed while still ejaculating in the oral cavity. Top, sloppy toppy, good face, no waste. Extraordinary premium service from the mouth. Way more efficient than "that Becky"... GGB knows this best as the originator of said service...
Yo was up pimpkarii, I'm bout to call this hoe over and get glizzied.
Glizzied by Primetimesez October 26, 2019
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Glizzied 

A term referring to getting jumped on a discord or any other online server resulting to the one getting ”glizzied” ending up fighting for his life throughout the chat. Coined by the Anime/Manga community
Dude 1: eric is a lame
Dude 2: yeah he probably got bullied in 3rd grade
Dude 3: nobody even fucks with him why is he in this chat
Eric: stop making fun of me guys
Dude 4: lmao eric just got glizzied
Glizzied by Realboyq March 15, 2022

Glizzied Up 

Glizzied up is when someone is looking extra nice, Like they are going to a formal event
"Hey bro! You're looking glizzied up today!"
"Thank man! You look glizzied youself too!"
Glizzied Up by GlizMaster69 March 31, 2022

Glizzied 

When you are presented with a tip option screen at an establishment such as a coffee shop. The clerk simply handed you a cup of coffee. The tip options are 15%, 25% and 35% or No Tip. You stare them in the eyes and click no tip. They have just been glizzied.
Man they flipped the tablet toward me for a tip after only handing me a cup that I had to fill myself. I locked eyes with that bastard and glizzied the fuck out of him.
Glizzied by James prince 686 November 18, 2023

Glizzinate

To perform an over-the-top or flashy action, especially when showing off or trying to impress others in a casual setting.
Instead of just giving a simple speech, Carl had to glizzinate, adding all sorts of props and unnecessary theatrics
Glizzinate by AskiaLegend February 25, 2025

Glizzified 

The act of enjoying a glizzy in front of the glizzlymoblie with a homie and or homies
Man this is a glizzified moment we are sharing
Glizzified by a-DAM-notxes March 21, 2025
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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