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Glitterous 

Part of a females anantomy that gets aroused from the sight of glitter.
"Those shoes hit me right in the Glitterous"
Glitterous by Pumpkinspiceslut November 27, 2015
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glitterous cliterous 

glittery clittery, glitty clitty, glitterous cliterous, all very interesting names
yung playa: yo shawty you got a glitterous cliterous?
shawty: duhhh if you don’t got a glitty clitty you not valid

Goiterous 

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.
"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...
Goiterous by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

glimmerous fop

Prosecuters who would rather play guitar, and perhaps should. They keep their hairs in drilled tips to pierce the Heavens or to just make themselves feel pretty. They are fun to throw snackoos at, so do so if you see one. They also like to seduce opposing lawyers after court.
"Always thinking he's a prince in the investigation... What a glimmerous fop! MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!"
glimmerous fop by Ema Skye October 18, 2008

Glitterfuck

When you cum all over somebody and then throw glitter on them so it never washes away
Yo girl, I'm about to come!
Glitterfuck me all over my tits!
Glitterfuck by Merrym0rnings June 23, 2017

Glitterbug

an extremely interesting and genuinely beautiful girl whose presence is way too powerful that has the ability to make everyone around her to love her and it is the type of girl someone could write a song about.
Ya see, she was a real Glitterbug... I knew it from the way her eyes sparkled when I talked to her about extraordinary things; life, love, despair, the future, and other things we were trying to grasp onto, or even let go of.
Glitterbug by Harlow B. August 26, 2023

Glitterfucking

The term glitterfucking is where someone uses glitter as lube during sex. Or when you use glitter during sex.
Person 1: did you see debra last night?
Person 2: no why?
Person 1: She was glitterfucking that dude!
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