Adjective Describes an extremely intoxicated night at a gentlemen's club while indulging in multiple lap dances. The event is typically induced by pay days, bonuses and special events such as birthdays and bachelor parties, but not limited to these events. Over tipping and shiny mammary residue on ones face is an unfortunate side effect for those involved. Moreover, 9 out of 10 people suffering from Glitterfaced wake up with no money and ATM receipts for unaffordable amounts.
It was pay day and Pete couldn't wait to go to the Silver Slipper Strip Club to get Glitterfaced.
While getting Glitterfaced, Pete motorboated $500 of his childs college fund away.
Verb - the act of sneaking up behind - or alternately while hugging - someone and dumping massive amounts of glitter on their hair and clothes, leaving them iridescent and thoroughly annoyed.
"Dude, is that glitter on your scalp? Where were you last night, a strip club?"
"No, brah, my girl's friends glitterfucked me last night when I went to meet her at the bar."
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While dumping a tube of glitter on my best friend's head I exclaimed, "GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?! GUESS WHO JUST GOT GLITTERFUCKED?!"
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Yeah girl, when I was at that PANTyRAiD show I climbed on stage and glitterfucked the whole crowd. Everyone was pissed and they pulled me off stage!
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.