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Glittard

A person who blatantly over applies glitter in an attempt shine hotter than the sun but ends up choking surrounding people with tiny shards of mayhem!
Dude, really? In your beard? Why are you such a Glittard?
by Futurekix August 12, 2016
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1) someone who is acting extremely dumb
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it
"Bro did you really just eat a lizard?"
"Yeah dude I'm so quirky"
"On bro you're such a gittard"

"Why is that dude running down the hall?"
"He's a gittard"
"Understandable"
by bullyphil August 22, 2019
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Grittard

A upper lower-class white male whose day-to-day style consists of wife-beaters, acid washed jeans, forearm tattoos, low self-awareness, and a chinstrap.

Describes a dumb, irrationally confident, gritty but not tough white dude
See: Kevin Federline aka HGIC "Head Grittard in Charge" of Grittard Nation
by Gritty Grittardo September 22, 2018
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Glitterdick

Something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.
"I caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn't miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me Glitterdick. She smiled, makes me guess it wasn't mean spirited but who knows."
by aguywhoiskindaweird January 16, 2014
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gittard

“Why did that guy just eat a lizard?”
“He’s such a gittard”
“Facts”
by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019
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glitterd

Glitterd is when you have been inappropriately touched by a rock singer or a disk jockey
Damn that happend to me too years ago ....fuck sake why was I was Glitterd
by Stayout February 21, 2019
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Glitterdick

To get someone's attention by adding sparkly decorations to one's body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.
Dude, Neil totally glitterdicked that girl last night!
by Reeses lover January 13, 2007
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