Glittard 

A person who blatantly over applies glitter in an attempt shine hotter than the sun but ends up choking surrounding people with tiny shards of mayhem!

Dude, really? In your beard? Why are you such a Glittard?

Glittard by Futurekix August 12, 2016

gittard 

1) someone who is acting extremely dumb
2) a synonym for retard but more offensive
3) someone who doesn't do hardcore drugs but looks like it

"Bro did you really just eat a lizard?"
"Yeah dude I'm so quirky"
"On bro you're such a gittard"

"Why is that dude running down the hall?"
"He's a gittard"
"Understandable"

gittard by bullyphil August 22, 2019

Grittard 

A upper lower-class white male whose day-to-day style consists of wife-beaters, acid washed jeans, forearm tattoos, low self-awareness, and a chinstrap.

Describes a dumb, irrationally confident, gritty but not tough white dude

See: Kevin Federline aka HGIC "Head Grittard in Charge" of Grittard Nation

Grittard by Gritty Grittardo September 22, 2018

Glitterdick 

Something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.

"I caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn't miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me Glitterdick. She smiled, makes me guess it wasn't mean spirited but who knows."

Glitterdick by aguywhoiskindaweird January 16, 2014

gittard 

Someone who acts extremely retarded

“Why did that guy just eat a lizard?”
“He’s such a gittard”
“Facts”

gittard by thelostdog57 August 23, 2019

glitterd 

Glitterd is when you have been inappropriately touched by a rock singer or a disk jockey

Damn that happend to me too years ago ....fuck sake why was I was Glitterd

glitterd by Stayout February 21, 2019

Glitterdick 

To get someone's attention by adding sparkly decorations to one's body and parading around the person in a fashionable, yet suggestive mannor.

Dude, Neil totally glitterdicked that girl last night!

Glitterdick by Reeses lover January 13, 2007