Glimpping

Glimpping is an act where you coat your penis in semen and play with it.
This originated from tiktok and was inspired by things like edging and jelqing.
Glimpping has been said to increase testostorone in some tiktok videos but the claim has no proof.

1: Yo, wtf are you doing man?
2: Man im just glimpping I heard it raises testostorone
1: That is disgusting, where you even hear that?
2: Some tiktoks said so.
1: Nahh stop right there that is vile, there is no way that rolling your penis around semen increases testostorone.

by Sigma32 May 10, 2024

Glupping

The reverse of gulping. The process of your shit retracting into your ass instead of expelling

Guy: Man I had to shit so bad but then I just began glupping and I don't feel the need anymore.

by Ryunoku December 16, 2021

glomping

v. Glomp is a way of hugging someone hard sometimes nearly crushing them. The act of hugging violently/ pouncing on a unsuspecting victim. This turn is often used in anime and manga becuase most people don't actually attack people when giving hugs....most people. Look up Glomp.

I knew the glomping was coming when I saw her running toward me.

by natalia gomez February 11, 2008

pussy gripping

When a girl's vagina is so incredibly tight that it is visible during sex. Her pussy lips stretch around the penis. The lips visibly get pushed in with each thrust and are pulled out when a cock is sliding out. Look it up on PornHub, it's a thing.

Guy 1: Dude, Melissa is so short and petite. I bet her pussy is so tight it grips.
Guy 2: I fucked her a while ago. My cock got a good pussy gripping. But not after I was done.

by nooooooope April 2, 2016

Gumpping it

To have sex with a almost retarded individual

I was gumpping it with this girl at Christian camp, at least then she didnt need a reason to make a single sentence.

by Mich3villi March 30, 2021

On The Gripping Hand

A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.

From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.

On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.

by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010

gipping

when something revolting makes u wretch un-controllably

the smell was so bad i was 'gipping' for hours

by Nige September 18, 2003