Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.

Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!

by Ryunoku September 29, 2024

Glupping

The reverse of gulping. The process of your shit retracting into your ass instead of expelling

Guy: Man I had to shit so bad but then I just began glupping and I don't feel the need anymore.

by Ryunoku December 16, 2021

Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.

Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.

by Ryunoku July 16, 2023