Glimpa

Typically, A Glimpa refers to a Female from the South American region. Glimpa is simply used to describe a rather foolish Latina woman in such extreme circumstances that one may even say Retarded. Simple definition for Glimpa - A retarded, fat, ugly Latina female that usually wears glasses and is stuck in the past, usually about five to six calendar years.

Sam; Yo, is that Lolita?
Max; Yeah eww dude… that’s that Glimpa bitch from school.

by Definitive Lord May 12, 2025

gimpatron

A gimpatron or albatron is someone who can ask stupid questions like 'what can i get on pizza hut's lunch buffet?' and is basically a loser...gimpatron is the best insult!

'oh ben you are an absolute gimpatron!'

by bec.93 May 16, 2010

glimpet

Fragments of video clips. Order or cohesion is not a factor.

Only seeing bits and pieces of the program on over the course of time.

Similar to snippets, but where snippets are things you say, glimpets are things you see.

Highlight reels.
Major news networks.

Jeremy: Did you catch the Greenbay game on Saturday?
Ashley: I caught glimpets but not the whole thing.

by AshleySkyybox January 17, 2008

Glimzak

Receiving oral sex (blowjob), while the scrotum is being licked (teabag) and the prostate is being massaged (rimjob).

1."I got some Glimzak from the two girls at the party last night."

2."If met them, I would Glimzak the hell out of them!"

3."Do you think your mom would be down for some Glimzak with you?"

by D0ja April 27, 2008

glima

Glima is of course, the ancient Icelandic form of wrestling, you dipshit. Now go "furckeyn" yourself. Practitioners must always stand erect and move around their opponent clockwise, akin to a waltz. This a friendly, gentleman's sport.

The Thorhildurs enjoyed the glima exhibition at the local fair.

by Skovsgaard April 5, 2009

glompable

When someone has the right characteristics for a glomp.
A.)Cute
B.)Accepts glomps
C.)Has a great personality
D.)Someone you like

Hi sweety! Your so Glompable!*glomp*

by KawaiiAnime November 26, 2003

gimpardly

The action of being a living joke, to the extent that the word "gimpy" simply doesn't suffice.

Look at Mr. Bean, my man is gimpardly as hell boy.

by el salvatoré October 14, 2021