glendale heights

Town surrounded by Glen Ellyn, Carol Stream, Addison, and Bloomingdale. Often referred to as a Ghetto, even though it's median income per household is $68,000. This is most likely because it isn't as rich as Glen Ellyn. There are no high schools so all of the middle schoolers are separated into different ones based on where they live. There are many pawn shops, checking advance, and laundromats in Glendale Heights. There is no downtown, most of the businesses are near the borders of Glen Ellyn or Bloomingdale.

If you want to do something fun, go out to eat, watch a movie, buy clothes, etc. get the hell out of Glendale Heights! But if you need a pay day advance or to pawn something you stole there are many locations.

glendale heights by Jayyyyyy Deeeeeeeeeee July 29, 2007

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Glendale Heights (GH)

A town with high authority, many fear it and refer to it as the ghetto. Threr are many drugs, gangs, and illeagal immigrants around this town, along with many fights or "gang wars". Some people say that its neighboring town Glen Ellyn is the exact opposite but it actually is not they can party to its just the older rich yuppies that give it a bad name, well and along with the high population of police.

GH! Where it all goes Down!

Glendale Heights (GH) by GH! April 30, 2005

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Glendale Heights (GH)

It's not a town, it's a f*ckin lifestyle.

"That was so f*ckin G.H."

Glendale Heights (GH) by sonia May 7, 2005

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glendale heights (gh)

a town in illinois that is NOT AT ALL GHETTO YOU STUPID BASTARDS THAT SAY IT IS. We only had wat 2 shootings and drug bust but overall its not ghetto. If you want to see ghetto go to the south side of chicago, now thats ghetto. Also we don't have illegal immigrants so back off. Our town isn't that special but watever thats how we live. The only bad thing around here is our strict police force (not as strict as our neighbor carol stream's police). So don't talk shit about our town especially you glen ellyn kids who get high and drunk (under-age) at your huge house parties cuz u don't know shit about our town so back off.

Our town glendale heights (gh) isn't ghetto. If you wanna see ghetto go to the south side of chicago.

glendale heights (gh) by real glendale heights resident October 14, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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