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glenelg highschool 

The school every other highschool hates in Howard county. Sports are insane (but so political) and so are the kids. Rednecks to spoiled brats Glenelg has it all.... Everyone describes Glenelg as Racist. Although some kids are, most are not. Kids have their drama and so do the parents..... but even with all the problems no one would trade the Glenelg family for anything
I just drove a bop away to an address that turns out to be Glenelg Highschool.

When’s drive your tractor to school day?

glenelg country school 

A rich white preppy school in the heart of Howard County. Most people that go here have at least 5 pairs of sperrys, lax, eat the not so shitty lunch, and start taking midterms in sixth grade. Pretty much everyone there is white even though all the ads have Asian people in them. Most of the people that go there are dumb as fuck because there parents probably are probably rich enough to ask the school to rig the system and add another $25,000 to the already $25,000 tuition. They have this shitty-as-fuck winter formal in place of prom or homecoming. If you don't play lax and go to Glenelg you're pretty much a fucking loser. What also sucks ass about this school is that they block Snapchat and Instagram on their Wi-Fi, but not blocking PornHub balances it out.
*kids from Glenelg Country School*
"I heard the winter formal is coming up bro."
"Sorry man I got a lax game."

glenelg high school 

a high school in howard county. everyone acts like they aren’t rich as fuck but everyone is loaded. everyone is either a farmer, a lax player who thinks they’re the shit, a redneck from the suburbs, or just some random kid. girls have to learn how to get through high school with a dick boyfriend or not one at all. i feel bad for them. teachers suck more then the field hockey players.
maddy: woah he’s so hot!

sara: yeah, too bad he’s from glenelg high school.
A rather boring place, in Scotland, often visited with those who have tendancies for a good spot of sheep shagging i.e. Eachann.

Half man half sheep Eachann roams the land on the look out for an unsuspecting sheep rear to penetrate.

Tourists should not visit here unless they want to be spontaniously jumped on by hormone raging sheep/sometimes goats.
Did you see that tourist getting raped by a sheep?! This must be Glenelg.
glenelg by LisaSays November 5, 2007

glenelg high school 

The school that pisses off Mt. Hebron because they beat them at everything but lacrosse.
Basketball, Baseball, Volleyball, jv football, girls basketball, softball, wrestling, and track which isnt a real sport, I just felt like putting it in here). All these sports are examples of sports we beat Mt. Hebron in.
A bog in Scotland, populated by about 4 people, most of which are still living in bothys, such as the Suardalan Bothy.
Not many people dare to go to Glenelg without good reason, as to get there, you have to cross the "Mam Ratagan", a hill which isn't difficult to cross for locals, but tourists wet themselves once they get past the carpark on the Ratagan side of the hill.
Nothing really happens there apart from "Drams in the Field" which is mainly just a piss up for lots of Plockton High School people.
Although only 4 people live in Glenelg, there is almost a church per person there - 3.
Calum: Did you see the x-factor last night, Jimmy?
Patrick: No, of course he didn't, they haven't invented the television in Glenelg yet.
Glenelg by A Glenelgian December 6, 2010
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