Glayd

When two people of the same gender have sex. The equivalent of 'getting laid' for heterosexual peoples. This is a much easier way of saying homosexual/lesbian relations and a lot more eloquent than "man/lesbian sex".

Edward: "Dude, I totally was Mark's wingman at a gay bar last night!" Anthony: "Really? Man that would've been new!" Edward: "Yeah we were there all night, he really wanted to get glayd!" Mark: "Oh you two.."

by Pixel Thousand June 10, 2009

Gladding

(Noun)
To be the sort of lad who think negging will get you laid, instead he gets pubically shamed in full view of his employers, friends and strangers on social media.
He is his only cheerleader as everyone thinks hes a creepy little weirdo.
He also had tastes in girls below the legal age, hence the famous moniker "The Ipswitch Nonce"

"Mate, is that hat little Gladding prick from 5 a side?"
"Yup thats Lloyd alright. Quick, hide your baby daughter."

by CarisJustice December 4, 2020

mouse gladiator

This is someone who despite small size and limited physical ability, see themselves as a tough warrior.

The reason he walks around like a mouse gladiator is no one who can, has been ready to show him he is no warrior!

by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

smiley gladhands

As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.

May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.

Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.

"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."

"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."

by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009

Gaydar

Someone's ability to sense if someone is gay or not when it's not obvious.

Q) What is your gaydar telling you about that waiter.
A) It's pinging loudly hey.

by Galawh May 27, 2019

glizzy gladiator

(Noun) - One who exemplifies the gobbling of glizzy to a gigantic degree

“Damn pops, you just get at that glizzy in one go? You’re a goddam glizzy gladiator!”

by Exodius July 4, 2020

gaydar

The ability/gift of being able to detect homosexuality in other people.

Woah! Look at that guy. My gaydar is going crazy!

by Bungalow Bill December 5, 2001