- The unseen effects emanating from a person, place, or thing which potentially psychologically contaminates typically
well-adjusted (and likely, heterosexual) persons in motivation to perform homosexual activities.
- The harnessed potential energy of an item or
act to motivate those who witness it to become helpless to do more than take part in the perceived
faggotry.
- A euphemism for situations and procedures which the describer deems so demeaning as to
suspect the situation as a ploy by its designer to forcefully expose or motivate its participators into sexual activity with the same sex.
- Influential energy that grants known homosexuals additional
power to convince normally heterosexual persons into participating in "switching to the other team."
Much like radioactivity, the intensity of Gaydiation can be measured by its severity in
Alpha, beta, and Gamma levels.
Researcher 1: "My god! Look at the counter... there's Gaydiation all around us!"
Researcher 2: "Of course there is! We're at a Gay Days parade, ya
nimrod!"
Thomas: "The new security procedures the managers approved at
work just reek of Gaydiation!"
Mary: "Somehow, this company uses the Gaydiation as a selling point for its
diversity portfolio."
Sexually confused
teen: "Mom, I would totally go gay for Robbie."
Mom: "Robbie must be emitting some serious gaydiation to influence my son like this."
Popular Culture: It is widely believed that the Ellen show emitted beta levels of Gaydiation toward females, until additional research proved that this gaydiation affected males too.
Filesharing
teen: "This DMCA just reeks of gamma level gaydiation!"
