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Gastrobate

-verb
1. To consume copious amounts of food, with the purpose of indulging in pleasure rather than necessary sustenance in an excessive and unrestrained manner. Usually with unhealthy food containing high sugar and/or fat content.

2. To binge eat

Related Forms
Gastrobation - noun
Gastrobating - present progressive
Gastrobatory - adjective
Zac and I are going to Sonic this evening to gastrobate; would you care to join us?
Gastrobate by urbanminstrel March 19, 2011
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gastrointestinal distress 

the shits
the runs
diarrhea

often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol

always a good reason to skip class
i had a really bad case of gastrointestinal distress, thats why i missed the final exam...
gastrointestinal distress by drunk_ November 18, 2010

GASTROTECHNICS 

A gastroenterological (or digestive) event that begins with a rumble and ends with an impressive geyser-like display. This display often manifests as an involuntary projection of gastric contents from either the oral or rectal regions. If gastric matter is expelled rapidly and simultaneously from both regions, this is referred to as the "gastrotechnic grand finale."
"While traveling, I ate a tasty, yet extremely spicy dish. Later on, I realized it only served to light a fuse in my stomach which resulted in some colorful gastrotechnics.
GASTROTECHNICS by koleena February 4, 2010

gastroenteritis

"I have to take it easy because the doctor said I have gastroenteritis."
gastroenteritis by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004

Gastrobating 

Verb; The action of looking at food porn.

Noun form: Gastrobation.
"I gastrobated when my fridge was empty and now my stomach is literally eating its own lining."

"Where did you learn to make that Jack Daniels sauce-filled turducken?"
"I found the recipe in the middle of a furious gastrobating session."
Gastrobating by Sami-Hikari September 4, 2013

Astrobate 

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.
I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.
Astrobate by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016

gastroparesis 

Gastroparesis is a condition that affects the normal spontaneous contractions of the muscles in the human stomach, that propel food through to the small intestine.
He couldn't eat because he is suffering from gastroparesis.
gastroparesis by fednet October 4, 2019
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