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Gastrobate

-verb
1. To consume copious amounts of food, with the purpose of indulging in pleasure rather than necessary sustenance in an excessive and unrestrained manner. Usually with unhealthy food containing high sugar and/or fat content.

2. To binge eat

Related Forms
Gastrobation - noun
Gastrobating - present progressive
Gastrobatory - adjective
Zac and I are going to Sonic this evening to gastrobate; would you care to join us?
by urbanminstrel March 19, 2011
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gastrointestinal distress

the shits
the runs
diarrhea

often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol

always a good reason to skip class
i had a really bad case of gastrointestinal distress, thats why i missed the final exam...
by drunk_ November 18, 2010
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GASTROTECHNICS

A gastroenterological (or digestive) event that begins with a rumble and ends with an impressive geyser-like display. This display often manifests as an involuntary projection of gastric contents from either the oral or rectal regions. If gastric matter is expelled rapidly and simultaneously from both regions, this is referred to as the "gastrotechnic grand finale."
"While traveling, I ate a tasty, yet extremely spicy dish. Later on, I realized it only served to light a fuse in my stomach which resulted in some colorful gastrotechnics.
by koleena February 4, 2010
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gastroenteritis

"I have to take it easy because the doctor said I have gastroenteritis."
by DiiKaBaKa January 23, 2004
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Gastrobating

Verb; The action of looking at food porn.

Noun form: Gastrobation.
"I gastrobated when my fridge was empty and now my stomach is literally eating its own lining."

"Where did you learn to make that Jack Daniels sauce-filled turducken?"
"I found the recipe in the middle of a furious gastrobating session."
by Sami-Hikari September 4, 2013
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Astrobate

It's when you place a plastic bag on you head and you masturbate and try to finish out before you pass out.
I was bored the other day and had some leftover Walmart bag so I astrobated.
by bigfatcody420 September 8, 2016
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gastroparesis

Gastroparesis is a condition that affects the normal spontaneous contractions of the muscles in the human stomach, that propel food through to the small intestine.
He couldn't eat because he is suffering from gastroparesis.
by fednet October 4, 2019
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