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Glastorbate
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A celebratory act of
masturbation
following a
successful
purchase of
glastonbury
tickets
Yeeees I got my
tickets
... I'm
away
to
the toilet
to glastorbate
Glastorbate
by
HeyHo12
October 8, 2014
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