Glastobating

Discussing, Talking about, conversing regarding the Glastonbury Festival at the expense of all other subjects

Sorry I can not talk now I am Glastobating with the people I met this year.
Or
Sorry Love I can’t fix the Leak as I am Glastobating on Facebook

by Peter Strudwick August 7, 2008

Glastoboasting

Constantly dropping into conversation that you are attending Glastonbury aka the finest music festival in the world.

I cant stop Glastoboasting about this year's line-up. Think Beyoncé, U2 & Coldplay.

by Gilli Kane April 29, 2011

Gastrobating

Verb; The action of looking at food porn.

Noun form: Gastrobation.

"I gastrobated when my fridge was empty and now my stomach is literally eating its own lining."

"Where did you learn to make that Jack Daniels sauce-filled turducken?"
"I found the recipe in the middle of a furious gastrobating session."

by Sami-Hikari September 4, 2013

Gastrobating

Eating something so delicious that it is the equivalent of masturbating and having an orgasm.

Yesterday, Tim was gastrobating so much while eating his Grandma's lasagna and he almost came in his pants it was so delicious.

by blahblahblah78941564891989+874 September 4, 2010