Glasstration

(noun)

The ultimate form of torture, utilized by ancient Germans. Involves inserting a small glass rod into the urethra of an erect penis, then smashing the penis with a hammer.

*shudders just thinking of it*

I cannot possibly fathom the pain Harry went through when the Russians glasstrated him.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

philo gastration

when having anal sex the reciver farts so hard it causes the penis to fly out. as well as anything else in the ass at the time

philo gastration is even sedier when the person sharts

by Mina tor returns May 23, 2007

Gasstationist

People with a severe lack of things to do that "hang out" in gas stations
mostly populated in eastern Europe and Russia by "марозu"

1: Wanna hang out?
2: Sure let's waste 3 hours in a gas station for no reason whatsoever
1: people started calling me a Gasstationist because i look like a мароз

by cuntslayer27 May 28, 2018

glasseration

The insertion of a glass rod in a urethra and then breaking the rod, lacerating your urethra

My friend had his ex give him glasseration. He will never forget her.

by anonymous January 23, 2025

gastration

Having ones sex organs blown away by a violent flatus.

The violence of his breaking wind resulted in gastration.

by Word Butcher July 2, 2025