Glass Sharts

Whats in your crap when you take a painful shit.

'Are there glass sharts in my anus'- Dane Cook

by (:Desty July 11, 2007

go commit snort glass shards

A form of suicide that is very painful

hi i would like to go commit SNORT GLASS SHARDS

by Gamerboss3355 December 3, 2019

glass shards

what you put in bleach or scream when you step on it

I LOVE MY CLOROX WITH GLASS SHARDS. OR F**K I STEPPED ON A GLASS SHARD

by YAYIMAMANANDIMFAT January 1, 2017

Shards Of Glass

The feeling in your throat the day after giving oral sex to a male partner

I blew Keaton last night and now I have shards of glass, aw shucks.

by Viva-De-Mi-Es-Chipotlé June 2, 2015

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.

Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.

by Zonal K October 10, 2019