Glass Ham 

Pressing your ass cheeks against a steamy, glass shower door.

I was lied in the bathroom to piss and my uncle was showering and gave me the glass ham.

Glass Ham by Dick Onchin November 3, 2020

pressed ham on glass

When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.

Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?

pressed ham on glass by Sammy the hammy May 28, 2006

Glass hammer

A blunt and useless tool.

Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.

Guy: "Dude, you're a glass hammer"
*onlookers laugh*
Jock: *puzzled expression* "Huh?"

Glass hammer by MortalWombat April 28, 2010

glass hamburger treat

A large piece of ground beef with bits of a broken beer bottle glass mixed into it. This is used to kill dogs running around in your neighborhood without a leash because stupid neighbors don't want to obey leash laws. Make sure the pieces are small enough to go undetected by the dog.

I used a glass hamburger treat to kill my neighbor's dangerous pitbull. Take that!

glass hamburger treat by Tweedle January 21, 2008

Glass Hammer

A word to describe something that is as powerful as it is fragile.

Man is a glass hammer, powerful beyond compare but fleshy and destructible.

Glass Hammer by Saecryd October 16, 2008

The Glass Hamster

The Glass Hamster was a Youtuber Between the years 2014-2019. The Youtube channel never got popular. The Youtube Channel had a small but loyal fanbase.

The Channel later became part of a media organization.

Who remembers the glass hamster, that was a lame YouTube Channel.

The Glass Hamster by WednesdayBoii May 20, 2019