Glanis

Etymology: Glanis originates from the stem "is" which is actually "aiz" meaning sprinkling (or something near). The root word "Glanis" originates from a misnomer created by a young tweenage girl when referring to a young adult man.
Defination: Glanis is usually used to mock the etymology of the word.

"Have you seen my Glanis?" - Naturaleza Khaki 1991-present

Glanis by Brooklyn To Queens October 14, 2006

Glynis 

The ipitamy of sexyness. She is a beautiful, smart and confident woman. Extremely loyal friend and great person all around. One should cherish having her in their lives or seek to find one if they don't.

Person 1: So I met this chick called Glynis, I think I'm in love
Person 2: Awh man! You're so lucky! I wish I had her in my life too

Glynis by fjisdjsp July 26, 2011

glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.

That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.

glanshandler by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

mammary glands 

Scientific term for titties.

The subjects mammary glands display an increase in size in reaction to the surgery.

mammary glands by AcneAndAnthrax November 3, 2014

Steven Glansberg 

That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.

From "Superbad".

Seth: Alright, let's stop this and just go get some dessert.
Evan: No, I can't. I gotta...go meet my counselor, I'm picking out my classes for next year.
Seth: ...what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?
*points at Glansberg*
Evan: I guess...yeah...I mean, what do you want me to do?

Steven Glansberg by Radiotheatre September 26, 2007

glenis 

lovely person who cares way too much about her hair. usually very cute, has a cute giggle, and is a genuine person

hee hee :))
glenis is an amazing human being like honestly bow down to her

glenis by matteo.rc August 2, 2019

to glans 

To glans, to rub your glans against an object in the purpose of tainting it. Some teach that in a proper glansing the foreskin is pulled back over the object, obviously this creates several problems. For instance circumcised males cannot preform this act, and no matter how stretchy your foreskin is you ain't never getting it to stretch around a car.

Dude I glansed your toothbrush.

to glans by Teh PF January 3, 2005